Turdines is a two-level furniture shop located at the East side of the Paradise Mall. The shop sells furniture such as beds, laundry machines, fridges, water heaters, coaches, and televisions. Fish Finders can also be bought from the retailers. The televisions sold at Turdines are showing a promotional image of Krotchy. A group of Terrorists are seen in Turdines watching the image of Krotchy and laughing at it.
- The name "Turdines" is a crude play on the defunct department store chain Burdines.