The 'Traffic Citation is a notice issued by the Police Department to the Postal Dude. It is unclear how exactly Postal Dude got fined, seeing as "all the cars in the town are useless exploding props" according to him. According to the Paradise Times, the last day of amnesty is on Thursday, so one of the errands the Dude must complete during that day is to go to the Police Station to pay the ticket. When the Postal Dude arrives to the foyer, he ironically tells the police behind the desk that he is there to pay for an officer's retirement fund. The player can either pay a $300 fine, or fight his way through the entire station to put it in a dropbox, since the dropbox is located in the top floor of the station. If the Postal Dude loses his ticket, he can get one from the File Room in the station.
- The Police Station has signs up that tempts people to go through the evidence room to put the fine in a dropbox, which ultimately results in the Police attacking that person. This goes to show how corrupt the Police are in the game, tricking people into commiting crimes in order to attack them.