Toilet Paper is an errand item in Paradise Lost.
On Tuesday, the Postal Dude is tasked with getting a roll of toilet paper for the Church of the VD Clan. He makes his way to The Wipe House which has a monopoly on the stuff, hiking the price because they can. This item can either be purchased at a terrible premium or stolen.
On the later days, toilet paper can be found throughout Paradise in random bathrooms. Worst off, the price of toilet paper has significantly dropped at the Wipe House without explanation.