The Bitch as seen in the Postal film.
|Affiliations|| Herself, Officer Greg (film)
Officer John (film)
|Status|| Game - Unknown, likely dead
Film - Dead
|Played by||Victoria Bell (Postal 2)
Jodie Stewart (Postal film)
Originally, the Bitch planned the Postal Dude to do errands for him only on Monday. However, the Dude is fired, but he tells his wife he is on "sabbatical". As a result, she decides to get him do more stuff for her for the rest of the week. On Tuesday, the Postal Dude has to return a copy of Catch Her in the Rye that the Bitch has been reading. However, the Postal Dude remarks that the Bitch "can't even read". After completing all the errands of Tuesday, the Postal Dude and the Bitch briefly talk about the fate of Gary Coleman after his brush with the Police, and if they would get more money for What I'm Talkin' Bout now that Gary has been gunned down. On Wednesday, the Bitch makes sarcastic remarks on the fact that the Postal Dude bought a Xmas Tree, claiming she "can't wait to decorating", and that the Postal Dude's early choices would affect the future, given that it is July. On Thursday, the Bitch tells the Postal Dude that people are really crazy about getting a Krotchy Doll, and then complains when the Dude spills some napalm over her carpet after he shows her his new Napalm Launcher.
On Friday, after the Postal Dude has completed all of that day's errands, the Bitch asks him if the remembered her Rocky Road, which she told him not to forget on Monday. The Postal Dude indeed forgot about the Rocky Road, and there is no actual place in Paradise to get it. A gunshot ends the discussion and Postal 2.
In Apocalypse Weekend, it is revealed that the Postal Dude shot himself. He wakes up in the Paradise Hospital on Saturday, and receives a letter from the Bitch telling him she has left him and went to her mother's house.
In the Postal film, it is revealed that the reason for which the Bitch never leaves the trailer is because she is morbidly obese. Despite this, the Bitch is still able to cheat on the Postal Dude and to have several lovers, including a neighbor, and Officer Greg and Officer John. Ultimately, the Bitch and her lovers are killed by the Postal Dude, who detonates some explosives he left nearby the trailer.
The character is portrayed by Jodie Stewart, and is credited as "Bitch".
|Characters in Postal²|
|The Postal Dude | The Bitch | Champ | Vince Desi | Habib | Gary Coleman | Krotchy | Larry the Crab | Uncle Dave | Phraud Hogslop | Mike J | Junkyard Guy | Earl | Rosco | T. Dude, Sr. | Lieberman | Zombie Dad|
|Law Enforcement Organizations|
|Police | SWAT | National Guard | ATF|
|Parents for Decency | Book Protestors | Rednecks | Butchers | Carriers | Vegetarians|
|Civilians | RWS Staff | Robbers | The Marching Band | Al Qaeda | Priests | Coleman's Crew | Religious Zealots | Postal Babes | Zombies | Bullfish Interactive security staff | Fags|
|Dogs | Cats | Elephants | Cows|
|POSTAL filmCharacters in the|
|The Postal Dude | Uncle Dave | Richard | Faith | Verne Troyer | George W. Bush | Officer John | Officer Greg | The Bitch | Krotchy/Vince Desi | Uwe Boll | Harry | Champ|
|Osama | Mohammed | Habib | Asif | Nabi|
|Civilians | Police | Religious Cult|