The Lawmen are the standard law enforcement organization in Paradise Lost. They are in charge of the security of the town and its people, and have their headquarters in a saloon called The Hole in the Clinic Area. The Lawmen are dressed as western sheriffs and speak in southern accents. They come in different uniforms but those wearing trench coats are the toughest.
The Lawmen will try to arrest the Postal Dude everytime he is seen carrying a weapon, attacking other people, breaking windows, or even after being accussed by others. The major confrontation against the Lawmen is on Tuesday at The Wipe House if the Postal Dude steals the Toilet Paper.
|Characters in Postal²|
|Postal Dude | The Bitch | Champ | Vince Desi | Mike J | Habib | Gary Coleman | Krotchy | Larry the Crab | Uncle Dave | Osama | Phraud Hogslop | Junkyard Guy | Earl | Rosco | T. Dude, Sr. | Lieberman | Zombie Dad | Easter Bunny | Zack Ward | Big McWillis | Yeeland | Old Man | John Murray | Milo Yiannopoulos | PU CEO | Two-Ears | That Beloved Bookcase|
|Law Enforcement Organizations|
|Police | SWAT | National Guard | ATF | Lawmen | Survivalists|
|RWS Protestors | Book Protestors | Rednecks | Butchers | Carriers | Vegetarians | Food Technicians | Game Devs | Gingers | Bandits | Survivalists|
|Civilians | RWS Staff | Robbers | Marching Band | Terrorists | Priests | Coleman's Crew | Religious Zealots | Postal Babes | Security Staff | Zombies | Skeletons | Cole-Men | HAAT | DEET | Robots|
|Dogs | Cats | Elephants | Cows | Monkeys | Dinosaurs|