The Alaskan Hockey Moms are a group of women protesting against anything related to porn in Postal III. They appear at Porn World, the mall and the arcade. They occasionly wield signs saying "Jesus says Keep it in your pants".
- The woman in the image above is the most prominent of the Hockey Moms, acting as their leader or at least spokeswoman. She bears a resemblance to Sarah Palin, which is enhanced by the fact that both of them are Alaskan.
|Characters in Postal III|
|The Postal Dude | Champ | Krotchy | Mayor Chomo | Randy Jones | Jennifer Walcott | Sergey Mavrodi | Uncle Dave | Lt. Deutschbagge | Al | Osama | Uwe Boll | Hugo Chavez|
|Law Enforcement Organizations|
|Police | SWAT|
|Civilians | Al Qaeda | Postal Babes | Hockey Moms | Nerds | Ecotologists | Hell's A-Holes Segway Biker Gang | Venezuelan Army|
|Dogs | Cats | Monkeys | Badger Saw | Rhino | Bee hive|