Hell's A-Holes are a segway biker gang residing in Catharsis, they are lead by Randy Jones. After saving Champ in The Insane Path the Postal Dude gets a call from Uncle Dave who has another job for him. After a brief meeting with Osama, the Postal Dude is tasked with delivering some Krotchy Dolls to Krotchy's Tossed Salad via Thegway. Randy Jones, not too happy about this, calls upon his Biker gang to stop the Dude.
|Characters in Postal III|
|The Postal Dude | Champ | Krotchy | Mayor Chomo | Randy Jones | Jennifer Walcott | Sergey Mavrodi | Uncle Dave | Lt. Deutschbagge | Al | Osama | Uwe Boll | Hugo Chavez|
|Law Enforcement Organizations|
|Police | SWAT|
|Civilians | Al Qaeda | Postal Babes | Hockey Moms | Nerds | Ecotologists | Hell's A-Holes Segway Biker Gang | Venezuelan Army|
|Dogs | Cats | Monkeys | Badger Saw | Rhino | Bee hive|