The Post Apocalyptic Times newspaper.
Not to be confused with the Paradise Times.
The Post Apocalyptic Times is an item in POSTAL 2.
Description[]
The main local newspaper for Paradise in Paradise Lost, it often displays what significant events are happening in the town on that day, such as the group of protestors in front of the animal control center, the reopening of Cock Asian or the visit of Zack Ward. At the start of each day, a Post Apocalyptic Times newspaper is placed near the Postal Dude.
Editions[]
Monday edition.
Tuesday edition.
Wednesday edition.
Thursday edition.
Friday edition.
Apocalypse edition.
| Items in POSTAL 2 | |
|---|---|
| Health | Medkit | Kevlar Vest | SiC Body Armor | Health Pipe | Bag of fast food | Slice of pizza | Doughnut | Bottle of water | Can of Habib's Power Station | Vodka | |
| Animals | Cats | Fish Finder | Tin of catnip | Rocket Cameras | Largemouth Plug-in | Piranha Plug-in | Chompy Game Cartridge | Doggie Treat |
| Errands | Paycheck | Milk | Petition | Catch Her in the Rye | What I'm Talkin' Bout | Xmas Tree | Krotchy Doll | Steaks | Traffic Citation | Alternator | Package | Birthday Gift | Gonorrhea Medicine | Gold Master | Thermo-nuclear warhead | Photo | Toilet Paper | Motherboards | Collection Can | Bucket | A/C Parts | Chemicals | Mechanical Stilts | C4 | Blasting Cap |
| Others | Paradise Times | Stats Clipboard | Map | Cash | Power-Infused Gary Autobiography | Post Apocalyptic Times | Radio | 69 Chip | Dude Clothes | Police Uniform | Gimp Suit | Lawman Chaps | |