The Lazer Pen is a weapon in Postal III.
Description[]
It functions as a way to direct Champ or the Helper Monkey at enemies to maul/face rape. Primary fire points the laser, and alt-fire is used to call Champ/the monkey back.
Weapons in Postal III | |
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Non-Lethal | Empty Hands | Kick | Severed Limbs | Pee! | Taser | Pepper Spray |
Special | Shop Vac | Catnip Spray | Badger Saw | Lazer Pen | Bees | Gas Can | Matches | Fart Gun |
Melee | Shovel | Nightstick | Nail Bat | Hammer | Machete | Fire Axe |
Firearms | Pistol | Boomstek | M-Gun | M16 | Rocket Launcher |
Throwables | Grenades | Molotov Cocktail | Krotchy Doll | Cats | Helper Monkey |
Cut Weapons | Dog's Toy |