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BookProtestors

The Book protestors are easily identified by their "Save a Tree, Burn a Book" shirts.

The Book Protestors are a hate group in POSTAL 2.

Description[]

A group of individuals protesting against books and literacy in general. They first appear on Tuesday, though several members may be seen on Monday.

When The Postal Dude arrives at the Library to return the overdue book, Catch Her in the Rye, the Book Protestors are seen in the entrance hall shouting their slogan "Save a tree, burn a book" (also seen in their shirts), and holding Protest Signs such as "Make the library into an airport! So I can get out of here!", "Ignorance is bliss", "End litterasy", "Knowledge is for commies", "Think before you read" or "ACHTUNG! Hitler wrote a book".

After the Postal Dude returns the book, the Book Protestors break into the library, causing a major fire and killing several bystanders in the act. They begin to attack the Postal Dude until he leaves the burning building. More Book Protestors appear all over Paradise for the rest of the week, attacking the Postal Dude as soon as they see him. On most difficulties, they usually wield Shotguns.

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Trivia[]

  • In the cutscene before the assault on the library takes places, one of the Book Protestors says he is late because somebody blew up his car. This became a running gag in the series since, in Apocalypse Weekend, Vince Desi tells the Postal Dude he would have given him a ride to the city but somebody had blown up his car as well.
  • The Protestors that usually spawn in the D. Balltone Bookstore may wander off and queue up to get signed copies of What I'm Talkin' Bout; while most likely unintended behaviour, this can be seen as a sign of hypocrisy.
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