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The Dildo is a weapon introduced in the Postal 2 expansion pack: Paradise Lost.

Dildo

Though resembling a sex toy, this weapon is functionally identical to the Police Baton. This weapon also stuns enemies, and makes them dizzy for a few seconds. If an NPC sees the Postal Dude carrying this weapon, they might stop to respond in digust, with phrases such as "unsanitary", similar to the Diseased cow head.

This weapon is formally introduced on Friday when the Postal Dude attempts to buy a Blasting Cap from Habib. After aquiring the cap the player is beset upon by an underground-dwelling society of gimps and must escape, all of whom are using this weapon.

The dildo can also be acquired on Thursday by killing Milo Yiannopoulos at the karaoke bar, as he carries one as a weapon.

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