Coleman's Crew is Gary Coleman's team of bodyguards. They are only seen on Tuesday in the Paradise Mall, when Gary is giving autographed copies of his book What I'm Talkin' Bout. Coleman's Crew will shoot at anyone that Gary himself shoots or that attacks Gary. After Gary gives the Postal Dude a copy, the Police arrives to try to arrest Gary. An armed conflict between the Police and Gary and his crew soon starts.
A Week In ParadiseEdit
In the "A Week In Paradise" modification, Coleman's crew can be seen carrying the spiked club weapon.
|Characters in Postal²|
|Postal Dude | The Bitch | Champ | Vince Desi | Mike J | Habib | Gary Coleman | Krotchy | Larry the Crab | Uncle Dave | Osama | Phraud Hogslop | Junkyard Guy | Earl | Rosco | T. Dude, Sr. | Lieberman | Zombie Dad | Easter Bunny | Zack Ward | Big McWillis | Yeeland | Old Man | John Murray | Milo Yiannopoulos | PU CEO | Two-Ears | That Beloved Bookcase|
|Law Enforcement Organizations|
|Police | SWAT | National Guard | ATF | Lawmen | Survivalists|
|RWS Protestors | Book Protestors | Rednecks | Butchers | Carriers | Vegetarians | Food Technicians | Game Devs | Gingers | Bandits | Survivalists|
|Civilians | RWS Staff | Robbers | Marching Band | Terrorists | Priests | Coleman's Crew | Religious Zealots | Postal Babes | Security Staff | Zombies | Skeletons | Cole-Men | HAAT | DEET | Robots|
|Dogs | Cats | Elephants | Cows | Monkeys | Dinosaurs|